How Every Major Character in Crime and Punishment Would Fare in Halo 1

PC Gamer speculates how the main characters of Crime and Punishment would survive the plot of Halo 1. Raskolnikov would be traumatized by the Flood's first appearance in 343 Guilty Spark, Razumikhin's empathy would become a liability in Assault on the Control Room, and Sofya might join the Covenant due to her religious faith. Dunya would solo the campaign, while Marmeladov is crushed by a Warthog and Svidrigailov is banned from voice chat.